BAD WEEK.

By PhiLLiP the DoG.

FrIdaY: Started Off REAL good. Karen came over before mom got Home. Her and grandpa sat on big long bed with me and stared at box. Rubbed belly. Mom got home and i jumped and jumped and licked her face. She gets sooooo upset if I don't greet her that way. then ASHLEY came over. Same greeting. plus some butt sniffing. then we went for a WALK. LOVED IT. THEN MORE FRIENDS CAME TO VISIT! TatumJOE. They're a pack. Travel together always. then ZACK. haven't smelled that butt in over a year! Missed it.

...then they all left me.

Returned later with this STRANGER. All reeking of alcohol. Tried to kill him with barking. Persistent. He did NOT go away. He WOULD NOT leave me alone. Kept trying to sit on my floor. Annoyed me. Wouldnt stop. Tried to eat his face. Still there. Barked more. Wouldnt leave. Gave serious warning growl when he kept trying to touch me. Still annoying me. Yelling. He left. Good job.



SatUrDay: Started off on walk with mom and grandpa. Walking, walking, look left: BIG DOG. RUNNING TOWARD ME. MEAN. PUT HAIR UP ON BACK OF NECK. SHOW TEETH. STILL COMING. ATTACKS. GROWLING, SPITTING, FLINGING, YELLING FROM MOM. MEAN FACES. BIG MEAN DOG GETS PULLED OFF. MORE YELLING. ANGRY.

keep walking, a little less tall. depressed. I didnt win fight. I know I'm the biggest,meanest dog in the world...how did I not win??? Hear mom talking to grandpa about stupid humans 'why did they not have that dog on a leash? assholes'. Shes still mad.

Sad for rest of day.


SunDaY: Walk with Ashley and mom at new place. Barely tried to kill any other dog like I usually do. Spirit has been crushed.

MoNdaY: boring.

TuEsDaY: that idiotic little dog next door outside when I go out there. MUST KILL
HIM. Why is that FENCE there?? Will JUmp it. Will JUMP it. WILL JUMP IT. No. grandpa yells, idiot dog goes inside. OW. Paw hurts. Ow. ow. ow. ohh bird!

Mom gets home. paw still hurts. limping. mom and grandpa hold me down for HOURS looking at paw. just starring. OW. Dont touch! Hurts! yank paw! OW! yank paw! blood. don't know why. give up. paw still hurts. still hurts. still hurts. trying to sleep it off.


(still don't know what wrong with paw, hope it heals itself)

Rant

I have been delaying in writing this in hopes that if I waited long enough it would not be true. But, it seems the day is coming quickly and it is inevitable.

Kyle XY has been canceled. The last episode will be Monday.

Kyle XY is one of my favorite shows. Its heart warming and happy and COOL. It will be missed.

This is just one of the more recent unfair cancellations ABC has made in the last TV season. They are at the TOP of my TV shit-list. If not for Lost, I would probably attempt a boycott altogether.

ABC winter cancellations included Dirty Sexy Money, Eli Stone, and Pushing Daisies (one of the most creative shows on TV in a long long time). Now ABC Family has axed Kyle XY for the likes of Secret Life of the American Teenager, which has horrible acting and ridiculous story lines. And to ice the cake, they have already announced that Life on Mars will be no more. Bastards.

And do you know who I blame all of this on?

American Idol

With their 20 million viewer a night numbers they are KILLING smart, funny, well-written, well-acted television. And replacing it with moronic reality foolishness.

I'll miss you Kyle XY, I'll still watch you on DVD whenever I can.