Riddle answers

Here are the answers...

1. What never asks a question but demands an answer?
- A (ringing) phone

2. When is a door not a door?
- When it's ajar!

3. What does a spider weave that has no eyes and yet can see?
- A website

4. A man is running late for work one day. In his rush he forgot to grab his umbrella and raincoat, but he still manages not to get wet. How?
- It didn't rain

5. What has keys but no lock, space but no room and you can enter but never go in?
- A keyboard

6. What has rivers but no water, forest but no trees and cities but no buildings?
- A map

7. A man lies dead in the middle of the desert. All he has with him is an unopened package. The unopened package explains his death. What is it?
- A parachute

And for the kids...

8. What's a ghost's favorite color?
-BOO!

ahh how simply I am ammused.